High-Five if You’d Like to Visit Paris 

I was having lunch a few months ago with a good friend/co-worker (female) and two former colleagues-turned-friends (male) when a curious thing happened. None of us had previously been part of a cloister or lived particularly sheltered lives - we were trial lawyers after all. But despite the collective decades of debaucherous experience sitting around... Continue Reading →

And CUT…From the top, people!

Imagine standing alone in your bedroom, silently rehearsing dialogue from a fantastical conversation you've written in your head about a yet-to-happen event that is sure to change your life in the most incredible way, all while you're tediously matching freshly laundered socks. OK maybe it's not pairing socks, but washing dishes. Or perhaps you're commuting... Continue Reading →

Suck my Yang 

Hobbling to the subway with a bruised foot, scraped palm and sore elbow, I couldn't help but chuckle at the day's events.  Nine hours. In the span of nine hours, I had taken two different (wrong) subway trains, almost fell in the file room when my foot got stuck in my sweater, missed a doctor's appointment... Continue Reading →

I think it’s getting serious 

While I wouldn't consider myself a social media guru, I undoubtedly have spent more than enough time on the various platforms to have some quasi-meaningful  insights and observations about them.  So after the countless hours spent promoting events and poking fun at my single girl status, I've decided that Instagram is the one. And I... Continue Reading →

A little game of 20 questions…

Remember that amusement park ride where you went around in circles, slowly at first and then progressively faster and faster, switching directions halfway through, daringly lifting your arms off the lap bar while riding over arches just steep enough to cause your stomach to flipflop, all set to music as the ride operator-turned-DJ spun the... Continue Reading →

A Dick Pic P.S.A.

I'm just going to put this out there - I like sex...a lot. Frequent toe-curling, dehydration-inducing trysts are a necessity for this girl to be a functioning member of society. And when those are in short order, then batteries replace the Gatorade. As part of my love affair with pursuits of the flesh, I am... Continue Reading →

In honor of my girls on Mother’s Day…

Quinn sobbed, the sound muffled by the bleeding finger in her mouth, her grandmother's vintage vase in pieces on the floor. Hastily trying to clean it up, Quinn had sliced her finger on one of the larger shards. Thankfully she didn't need stitches. But at this point, even a trip to the ER sounded better... Continue Reading →

Heyyyyyy

Let me just get this out of the way. Somehow you found this site and for that, I apologize 😳  Kidding -  this site is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, you'll see. But seriously, whether you came here intentionally or just happened to stumble upon it half lit at 3 am,... Continue Reading →

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